Sassy, Fabulous, Awkward Me

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

dutchster:

hermgreger:

dutchster:

oh

well played

i didn’t aim for that though, i was genuinely interested in her day…

dutchster:

hermgreger:

dutchster:

oh

well played

i didn’t aim for that though, i was genuinely interested in her day…

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

meladoodle:

hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*