Sassy, Fabulous, Awkward Me

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

thatsmoderatelyraven:

intestinal-juices:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

RIP in peace Tara Reid’s left hand

R.I.P. stands for Rest in Peace. You just said Rest in Peace in Peace. Stop.

RIP in peace this person’s sense of humor

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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