Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe