Sassy, Fabulous, Awkward Me

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

its britney bitch
the bible (leviticus 7:58)
knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

knok-knok-i-like-cock:

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

IT’S BACK

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is