Sassy, Fabulous, Awkward Me

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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nayx:

dadboy:

n0cturnal-state:

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is this orphan black

the only horoscope i will ever accept

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

mitten:

my self esteem is going down i’m yelling timber

2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

tyleroakaly:

danscrotch:

does this need a caption

I still wonder what someone not in the Youtube fandom would think

chickenissiriat:

barbiedreamjaeger:

robofists-revenge:

I once went to the Renaissance Fair dressed as Marty McFly, and nobody got the joke.

That will forever be one of the most disappointing moments in my life.

Of course nobody got the joke, the movie hadn’t come out yet.